Know When To Keep Yer Big Mouth Closed
As I was walking past the meat coolers at Giant Eagle (a grocery store out here), I saw and heard two women talking in front of the coolers. They obviously knew each other and hadn't seen each other in a while, so they were catching up on "the shit"... What did I hear plopping out of the mouth of one of the women? "I didn't mean to stir the turd." Loud and clear. In the middle of the grocery store, with gawd-knows-who around. What she meant was something along the lines of I didn't mean to stir the pot, as in, she didn't mean to say or do something that set other things into motion. All I could think of was the obvious visual of someone stirring a toilet bowl of turds with a stick... and NIIIIIIIICE.
So, the next time you feel the need to shout I didn't mean to stir the turd, please rethink your volume level or maybe even use a different phrase altogether.
In other news, I've been looking online for my wedding dress... and I think I have found a few possibilities for a very good price. THAT, my friends, is a great thing. I don't want anything fancy or pouffy, and it doesn't have to be white... and that makes things so much easier. I'm all about No Stress in the Dress Department.
Also, I got my PEEPS™ fix!!! Blue ones, thankyouverymuch. And? I need one of these:
It's a Peeps Squeeze™ -- it's got those tiny little bean bag balls inside (no jokes, please!). I need to find one in pink or blue or yellow (purple will do, only if the other colors can't be found). Mom got one for dad for Easter today, but I need one, too!!!
OK... now that I've had my Peeps™ Fix, I leave you with this:
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