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Monday Haiku

ironic1 — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 12:05:00 GMT

The Bitch is here yetAgain. This Monday crap sucks.Please say it's JUNE soon!

American Idol: Week 5 Results

ironic1 — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 03:02:00 GMT

Well, I got the bottom 3 right: Kevin Covais, Lisa Tucker and Bucky Covington. Kevin left the show tonight. I was really hoping it would be Bucky... but I knew Kevin's time was coming. Hell, he's very young and can get into a LOT of diff

Monday Haiku

ironic1 — Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:18:00 GMT

Can't we just skip rightOver this damn Monday morn?Oh hell, skip it all! (Monday, that is!)

Gratuitous Peep-Eating Lilo Pics™

ironic1 — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 22:56:00 GMT

Jon is in town this weekend, and we've been busy, um, going places and stuff. We've also been busy feeding Peeps™ (in limited quantities) to Lilo and watching her enjoy the heck out of them. In fact, Jon was able to take pics while

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

ironic1 — Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:27:00 GMT

May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that growAnd may trouble avoid you wherever you go.

On The Homefront

ironic1 — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 17:47:00 GMT

So I'm working from home today. Being a teacher, it's kinda difficult to "work from home," if you know what I mean. I woke up around 4 or 5 AM and immediately felt that if I didn't stay home today and sleep, that I would be very

Are You More... ?

ironic1 — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 00:22:00 GMT

It's back! Are you more...01) Someone who is likely to sue or someone who is likely to be sued? Neither -- I don't have the money to sue, and I try to keep myself out of situations where I might be sued. I gues

Tuesday Is Chooseday

ironic1 — Tue, 14 Mar 2006 19:55:00 GMT

Would you rather: wake up with a plastic bag wrapped around your head OR in a burning building? take a staple in the thumb and have to get a tetanus shot OR get bitten by a rat and have to get a rabies sh

Ten On Tuesday

ironic1 — Tue, 14 Mar 2006 19:33:00 GMT

This week: Ten Things You'd Tell Other People to Try TiVo!!!! xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx

Monday Haiku

ironic1 — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 23:11:00 GMT

Monday came and wentwithout much fanfare -- I'm stilldoing state testing. (Administering the state achievement testing, that is...) And I've been having great difficulty typubng typing today, as yto you mught might have n

Grrrrrr

ironic1 — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 03:40:00 GMT

[Enter nice entry here about my day.] The Entry-Eating Monster™ was at it again. The main idea? Went to a late lunch at Smokey Bones, a new restaurant in the area, with my friends I used to work with at Lane Bryant. The food

Long-a Longaberger Day

ironic1 — Sun, 12 Mar 2006 04:57:00 GMT

Today, mom, sis and I visited the Longaberger Homestead in Dresden, Ohio... where they make Longaberger Baskets. We left at the very foggy ass-crack of dawn to board a tour bus with two Longaberger consultants and head down to southern Ohio.&nb

Ten On Tuesday: New Meme

ironic1 — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 23:35:00 GMT

OK, so I stumbled upon a new Meme: Ten on Tuesday. 'Cept I might not get to it on Tuesdays. But that's OK because I know you understand. Here I go... Ten Best Looking Celebrities Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (you KNEW

Tuesday WAS Chooseday

ironic1 — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 23:14:00 GMT

Yet again, a day late. Which is good, all things considered. Would you rather: wake up and find you can ONLY tell the absolute truth OR only lies? Truth... although the absolute truth often hurts, it's bette

Monday Haiku

ironic1 — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 04:59:00 GMT

This Monday sucketh...Achievement testing bites ass.Is it Friday yet? Better yet, is it June yet???? On top of achievement testing starting today, I also started back to Jazzercise. And it thoroughly kicked my ass. Twice over.

Are You More... ?

ironic1 — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 21:54:00 GMT

A little late, but this week was Hell Week™. Are you more...01) Unassuming or naive? 02) Likely to vote based on candidate's overall stance on issues or likely to vote based on political party?03) A fan o

Yes! Melt It Down... and Sell It!

ironic1 — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 21:49:00 GMT

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American Idol: Guys, Week 2

ironic1 — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 04:11:00 GMT

Let me tell you, tonight, the guys surely outperformed the girls. Chance of Going Home: Jose Sway Penala (didn't do that Stevie Wonder song any justice), Will Makar (he totally wasn't 'in touch' with the audience... it was like he was just si

American Idol: Girls, Week 2

ironic1 — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 04:58:00 GMT

Going Home: (Take your pick... two of the three are going...) Kinnik Sky (blah), Heather Cox (couldn't have picked a worse song...) or Brenna Gethers (ouch... not good). Oh-So-Definitely-Staying: Lisa Tucker (the youngin' has got it goin' on), Melis

Tuesday Is Chooseday

ironic1 — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 20:09:00 GMT

Would you rather: have a splinter in each of your fingers OR papercuts? trip and fall down a flight of stairs OR fall into an open manhole? have a homeless person walk up to you and pee on your leg OR sneeze on your fa