<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>ironic1 @ ironic1.blog-city.com</title><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/</link><description>(ironic1) </description><copyright>Copyright 2008 ironic1.blog-city.com</copyright><generator></generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:41:00 GMT</lastBuildDate><image><title>ironic1 @ ironic1.blog-city.com</title><url>http://server1.blog-city.com/images/bc_v5_logo_small.gif</url><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/</link></image><ttl>360</ttl><docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss</docs><item><title>Is This Fo&apos; Real?!??!?</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/is_this_fo_real.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/is_this_fo_real.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:41:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Are you fucking kidding  me?!????&nbsp; These parents are definitely not fit to be parents. (Click the link to read the story.)I envision this kid living in mommy and daddy&#39;s basement FO&#39;. EVAH.&nbsp;&nbsp;]]></description></item><item><title>The Latest #15</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/the_latest_15.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/the_latest_15.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 18:55:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Took a break from The Latest last week... (actually, I just didn&#39;t get it done... sorry).The Latest Non-Alcoholic Beverage:&nbsp; I know it&#39;s been out for a little while, but I finally got around to trying it -- TAVA.&nbsp; It&#39;s made by P]]></description></item><item><title>Set Straight</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/set_straight.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/set_straight.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:51:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[All better  -- and FREE!&nbsp; (As it should have been.)&nbsp; Now I can finally move to the next chapter in my never-ending book.&nbsp; Is it June 4, 2009 yet???&nbsp; (As you can see, I&#39;m anxious for this coming school year to be over...)]]></description></item><item><title>Align THIS!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/align_this.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/align_this.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:03:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Well, if you&#39;ve read my last post, you know that I had my HHR at the dealership yesterday to have the middle steering column replaced under warranty because the entire steering column (and everything else) would shake and rattle (and luckily, did]]></description></item><item><title>Playing Catch-Up</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/playing_catchup.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/playing_catchup.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:35:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I know I have been remiss in blogging... blame it on getting back into the swing of things.&nbsp; Yes, summer school began on Monday, August 4th and lookie where we are now -- August 12th.&nbsp; Holy crap does time fly, even when you&#39;re not truly]]></description></item><item><title>One Step Closer</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/one_step_closer.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/one_step_closer.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:18:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Hi, I&#39;m one step closer to the ever-precarious Edge of Crazy.&nbsp; There is a woodpecker pecking some wood (go figure) somewhere out back, presumably on the neighbor&#39;s land that butts up to our yard.Add to that a locust, and we&#39;re all go]]></description></item><item><title>How The Garden Grows -- Porno Edition</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/how_the_garden_grows__porno_edition.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/how_the_garden_grows__porno_edition.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:47:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[[If you&#39;re truly looking for honest-to-goodness porn here, you can leave now.&nbsp; There really isn&#39;t any.]The tomato did this on its own.&nbsp; I had nothing to do with the formation of this fruit besides watering the plant.&nbsp; Jaysus!&n]]></description></item><item><title>The Latest #14</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/the_latest_14.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/the_latest_14.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 01:42:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[The Latest Procrastination:&nbsp; Writing my summer school plans -- that are needed for Monday -- for TWO students.The Latest Destination:&nbsp; The county fair that&#39;s going on this week.&nbsp; I&#39;ve already been twice -- once with Jon and onc]]></description></item><item><title>WTF?  August Already?!??!??</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/wtf__august_already.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/wtf__august_already.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:32:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I want July back.&nbsp; Let&#39;s go back to July 1, OK?&nbsp; If we all adjust our calendars, NO ONE will know, right?&nbsp; RIGHT??!??So yeah, I really want to know WhereTheFuck July went.&nbsp; I mean, it flew by so damn fast and I don&#39;t reall]]></description></item><item><title>I&apos;m FAIR, Thanks For Asking</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/im_fair_thanks_for_asking.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/im_fair_thanks_for_asking.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:33:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I apologize for my absence... but I was off being busy preparing for a total BS interview at my school district today.&nbsp; Although the position was already filled (you know how the politics work), the interview was still held, and I think some goo]]></description></item><item><title>The Latest #13</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/the_latest_13.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/the_latest_13.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 01:33:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Oooooh... lucky 13!&nbsp; Or is that un-lucky 13???&nbsp; (Cue ominous music.)&nbsp; Anyway, here we go!The Latest Recurring Task:&nbsp; Harvesting green beans from the garden.&nbsp; I&#39;ve harvested something like 2 pounds of beans each time -- an]]></description></item><item><title>Driving Me Ape-Shit</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/frustration.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/frustration.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:13:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I must vent my frustration with some drivers in my area. Oy... more times than I can count on the fingers that reside on my two hands have I gotten behind one of these drivers.You know, the drivers of SUVs who must now be very conscious of the gas th]]></description></item><item><title>The Latest #12</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/the_latest_12.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/the_latest_12.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:59:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[The Latest Item Being Stolen From Me:&nbsp; Time.&nbsp; My &quot;days of summer freedom&quot; are numbered.&nbsp; I have only 10 weekdays until I start teaching summer school in the mornings for two weeks.&nbsp; Where the hell did this summer go?!???]]></description></item><item><title>Picture Share!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/picture_share.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/picture_share.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:39:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Just had to share a few more pics today.&nbsp; The first is of my sweet and sour green beans -- made with the fresh green beans that I pulled out of my garden yesterday:Email me [ironic1ATgmailDOTcom] if you want the recipe!&nbsp; Yum!!!The second an]]></description></item><item><title>Are You Serious??!??</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/are_you_serious.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/are_you_serious.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:17:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[THE funniest headline I think I&#39;ve ever seen whilst reading my local news on my favorite online news  website:MISSING: ONE LEG; IF FOUND, CALL SKYDIVER Yes, I laughed, and I laughed a hearty belly-laugh.&nbsp; Oh, did I laugh!!!&nbsp; Are you eff]]></description></item><item><title>Today On... How The Garden Grows</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/today_on_how_the_garden_grows.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/today_on_how_the_garden_grows.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:56:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[So, today, instead of laying down to take a nap (which I really wanted to do...), I went outside to check out my garden.&nbsp; Hoo boy!&nbsp; I sure am glad I did that!&nbsp; I yielded my first bumper harvest of the year -- approximately 2 pounds of]]></description></item><item><title>Blah, Blah, Blah</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/blah_blah_blah.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/blah_blah_blah.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:16:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Hmmm... I didn&#39;t know that I had a substitute  yesterday...&nbsp; Generally, I have to plan for subs, but I guess not in this case.&nbsp; I was out with The Girls (with whom I used to work in clothing retail) at the Rocky River Brewing Company  f]]></description></item><item><title>ZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzz</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:23:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I could have used the word exhausted as the title, but I was too tired to type it up there.&nbsp; I be tie-red.&nbsp; Tiiiiiierrrrd.&nbsp; Ty-rrrrd.&nbsp;&nbsp; Whatever!&nbsp; We had a little retirement soiree at our house today for my dad.&nbsp; Gr]]></description></item><item><title>The Latest #11</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/the_latest_11.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/the_latest_11.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 19:26:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Ready for another week?&nbsp;]]></description></item><item><title>New Lawn Ornament</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ironic1.blog-city.com/new_lawn_ornament.htm</guid><link>http://ironic1.blog-city.com/new_lawn_ornament.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:58:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I am sitting in my office upstairs, watching men from the road construction company put up a sign on my tree lawn that reads &quot;ROAD CONSTRUCTION AHEAD&quot; in all its orange and black glory.NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.Tha]]></description></item></channel></rss>