Tuesday Is Chooseday
posted Tuesday, 14 March 2006
Would you rather:
wake up with a plastic bag wrapped around your head OR in a burning building? Plastic bag... at least I would be waking up... and could use my two hands to get rid of the bag. Burning building? I might not make it out alive due to smoke inhalation.
take a staple in the thumb and have to get a tetanus shot OR get bitten by a rat and have to get a rabies shot? Staple in thumb. At least I know I won't die. Also? Smaller poke holes!
lick the contents of a stranger's pockets OR drink a glass of curdled milk? Christ on a cracker! Lick the stranger's pockets. I'd hurl with the curdled milk.
wear a superhero costume everywhere you go OR talk in an obviously fake voice to everybody? Superhero costume... because I could secretly wear it under my 'normal' clothes. Ha!links: del.icio.us
