Tuesday Is Chooseday
posted Tuesday, 28 February 2006

Would you rather:
have a splinter in each of your fingers OR papercuts? Oh my... papercuts hurt like bitches, but at least I wouldn't have to dig anything out of my fingers. Papercuts, please.
trip and fall down a flight of stairs OR fall into an open manhole? Stairs (a short set of 'em, please)... at least they have a chance at being carpeted. Manhole? Not s'much.
have a homeless person walk up to you and pee on your leg OR sneeze on your face? Um, neither?!?!?? Eeewww! Pee on my leg, I guess. I wouldn't want ANYONE to sneeze in my face. At least I can thoroughly scrub my leg and buy new pants/socks/shoes.
get lost in brooklyn OR wyoming? Brooklyn (I think)... because at least there'd be someone around that I could maybe ask for directions. Wyoming? Ain't nothin' there but land and horses.links: del.icio.us