Tuesday Is Chooseday
posted Tuesday, 6 June 2006
Would you rather:
strangle a perfect stranger with your bare hands to death OR push a button knowing the result will kill 10,000 innocent people around the world? Ummm, I'm not really into killing anything other than spiders... but if I don't have to kill 'em with my own bare hands (and feel it), then push the button it would be!
pinch a nun's ass OR pinch a priest's nipples? Nun's ass... because I can act like it wasn't me who pinched her ass easier than if I had pinched a priest's nipples. Besides, the priest might like that a little too much. I don't know many women who enjoy having their ass pinched...
live forever in the body of a seventy-year-old OR live for 30 years with the body of a 20-year-old? 30 years in a body of a 20-year-old... but it would have to be the body of a healthy, average-weight female. If it was MY body when I was 20, well, I'd be choosing to live forever in an elderly body. I have a better body now at the age of 34 than I did when I was 20. Believe me when I tell you that.
get collagen injections until your lips are three times their normal size OR get 30 piercings all over your body, half of which are in plain view? 30 piercings... at least I could still eat and kiss and stuff like that. People would be like "Look at all her piercings..." and would stare with plain curiosity. People would stare and laugh at my collagenized lips and say, "WTF happened to her lips? Someone punch her???" Yeah, I'll take the piercings.links: del.icio.us
