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Would you rather:
wake up half your age and half your intelligence OR twice your age and twice your intelligence? Oooh, tough one... I think half my age and half my intelligence. That would put me at 17 or so and the intelligence would probably be average. If I went the other way, that would make me 68-ish and with all that damn intelligence at 70, wtf good would I really be???
be audited by the IRS every year for 10 years OR have the CIA scan your computer and share the results with your parents? They can scan my computer and share the results with my parents. All they might find would probably be some songs with "explicit" lyrics. You know, like Cold Hard Bitch or something.
step in fresh dog poop with your bare feet OR have an elephant fart on you? I'll go with the elephant fart as long as it doesn't include elephant poo. I never want to know what it feels like to step in fresh dog poo with my bare feet.
have a body-builder kick you in the shins OR have an 80-year-old punch you in the nose? An 80-year-old punch me in the nose... provided that the said octagenarian isn't Jack LaLanne.And, seeing how it IS Tuesday and it IS Chooseday, I'd like to let y'all know that I am choosing to STILL be pissed off at Fucktard Roethlisberger. Thank gawd he's OK, but still....
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