Tuesday WAS Chooseday
posted Wednesday, 8 March 2006
Yet again, a day late. Which is good, all things considered.
Would you rather:
wake up and find you can ONLY tell the absolute truth OR only lies? Truth... although the absolute truth often hurts, it's better than a shitload of lies.
gargle with mint listerine mouthwash before every meal OR lick a lime before every bite? Gargle with mint Listerine mouthwash... the taste would eventually dissipate, and hey, maybe I wouldn't eat so much because I wouldn't like the taste. Can't handle limes, though.
drink a glass of water taken from a public kiddie pool OR from the shark tank at the aquarium? Jeeezus. Shark tank, I think. Yeah, they eliminate in the water, too... but I'd much rather take a chance at catching a shark illness than something that comes out of a kid. Blech!
go out to dinner with a convicted serial killer OR vice president dick cheney? Hmmm, which risk is greater? Getting 'Dick Cheneyed' (shot with a shotgun) or hacked up into a buncha little parts? I'll take my chances with the serial killer. I can have my peeps watching over me nearby, and I hopefully can outrun him... can't outrun a shotgun blast.links: del.icio.us
