This week, apparently, has been either a) super-fast, b) hell, or c) all of the above.

Would you rather:
be an evil genius OR a super-spy? Neither, really. But if I really had to choose.... evil genius. More fun.
be addicted to eating raw eggs OR sticks of butter? Sticks of butter.... at least I won't catch salmonella.
punch hulk hogan in the face OR throw a rock at george bush? Uhhh... neither would produce nice results. Either get pummeled by a wrestling legend or damn near crushed by a throng of Secret Service men??? I think I might take my chances with Hulk Hogan. Though, it cdefinitely would be fun to throw a rock at Dubya.
have bionic eyes OR one bionic arm? Eyes.... because that would just ROCK.links: del.icio.us